Clown In My Kitchen, Bitch.

When I wake up in the morning, there's a clown in my kitchen.

guacamolic:

my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t
my anaconda don’t want none unless you are fiscally responsible and mature enough to take care of yourself

(via psychidelicate)

aureat:

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

(via neambo)

Somehow I really like this picture. It’s probably just the shirt.
It’s always just the shirt…

Somehow I really like this picture. It’s probably just the shirt.

It’s always just the shirt…

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

(via thesoundofmyguitar)





I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 
Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

this fucks me the fuck up

I took a photo every 2 minutes over the span of about 2 hours at a 20 second exposure and animated it all together! This 2 second loop was the result! 

Craters of the Moon National Monument, Idaho

HOLY FUCK

holy fuck you can actually see how the earth turns by paying attention to the stars

this fucks me the fuck up

(Source: illustratographer, via nerdydaisy)

  • Me: ah, yes. Home alone. I can do whatever I want!
  • Me: *turns TV up a couple notches*
  • Me: *watches YouTube videos without headphones*
  • Me: getting crazy up in here

soundboard:

Dire Straits — Sultans of Swing

Listen to this song; hear the nice lyrics, notice the beautiful rythm, feel that awesome guitar. Go on. You’ll see that “You feel all right when you hear that music ring

I’m so grateful my parents showed me this amazing band when I was only a child. Today I show them to you, hope you like Dire Straits and their Sultans Of Swing.

— Viu.

One of the best songs ever in my opinion..

(Source: soundboard)